dirtybroke-beautiful-free:

holy fuck i’m laughing so hard i’m practically crying

isolationary:

isolationary:

Uh, so, this is my town right now. And those are the mountains.

Just to clarify I don’t live in Hell even though it’s 106 degrees and fire is everywhere.

frenchdad:

he wants it

thefuzzydave:

I have no idea what to do with this information

champzagne:

when ur sugar daddy tells u he paid ur college tuition bill 

theinturnetexplorer:

laser-free diet.

cursedkennedy:

I added dril to our group chat last night as a joke but then he actually messaged us

strangesexaddiction:

iwanttobeafirefly:

theunicornkittenkween:

color-me-fatigued:

Life goals

punk is not dead it seems.

Anyone up for a roadtrip to Westboro with Me?

S

servinjesus:

when someone tries to join you when your song is playing

andrewbelami:

my grandfather’s only text messages